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Goth baristas. Killer coffee. And just the right amount of sin.

You’re not thirsty. You’re obsessed.

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Where Desire Brews

Laced in flavor. Dressed in sin. Served with bite.
 

We don’t serve coffee. We serve cravings.
Built by obsession. Run by bad girls. Fueled by lust.

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Pick Your Poison

This is the Hexxxed 13.
Thirteen drinks. Thirteen obsessions.
From espresso-fueled rituals to milk spells and energy-laced flirtations — these aren’t just drinks.
They’re confessions in a cup.
Only at Laced.

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The Ritual Grounds (Espresso-Based)

For the bold, the broken, and the beautiful. Dark-roasted spells pulled slow and poured hot — made to wake you up and wear you out.

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Love Potions (Energy-Based)

Sweet on the tongue, wicked underneath. These laced jolts are mixed to tease, charm, and burn through you before you know what hit you.

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The Lunar Creams (Non-Caffeinated)

Cold, creamy, and emotionally unavailable. No caffeine, no apologies — just silky milk rituals for the ones who like it soft, strange, and slow.

The 13 deadly sins

Laced Coffee isn’t just about what you order — it’s how you behave while you crave it.

Our baristas serve with confidence. You show up with respect.

 

Flirtation is earned. Boundaries are worshipped.
And yes… there’s a menu for tipping — but only for those who obey the rules.

 

This isn’t small-town coffee.

This is the dark side of desire.
 

After all, who knows how you’ll act… after a Laced coffee.

WEAR THE SIN

Get Laced

Drip by drip, tip by tip — you earn your way deeper.
Into perks. Into text drops. Into the kind of obsession that rewards you for feeding it.

You're officially Laced! ​ Watch your phone. Something dark, sweet, and dangerously personal is coming. And remember... Laced once. Obsessed forever.

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© 2025 Laced Coffee. All obsessions reserved.
This isn’t coffee. It’s a craving.

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