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behind the lace

You’re not thirsty. You’re obsessed.

You think you came for the coffee.
But something happened after that first sip, didn’t it?

 

The flavor hit.
The stare lingered.
And now you’re here again — hand in your wallet, craving a drink you can’t explain.

 

We don’t do cute here.
We don’t do fast.
We do goth girls in eyeliner, lace, and control.
We do ritual.

We do you’ll remember her before you remember your order.

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Who We Are

Laced is a coffee ritual built around goth girls, alt girls, and irresistible control.
 

Our baristas don’t smile on command.
They serve like they own the stand — because they do.

Every detail is intentional. Every glance is calculated.
The drinks are indulgent. The energy is addictive.
This isn’t fast coffee. This is emotional caffeine.

You don’t just order here.
You offer. You tip. You wait. You crave.

And maybe—if you’re lucky—she says your name like it meant something.

Our Origin

Laced Coffee was born from a man’s obsession —
with velvet, vice, and the finer things in life.
A lover of luxury. Of aesthetics. Of dirty thoughts wrapped in clean lines.
And of coffee that makes your pulse skip just a little.

 

But the moment the cup passes from her hand to yours,
this brand no longer belongs to him.

 

It belongs to the girls who run it.

 

Not just any girls.
Goth girls. Alt girls. Baristas with bite.

 

Women who lace every cup with something you didn’t ask for — but keep coming back to taste.

Why Laced?

It’s built to stay on your lips, in your mind, under your skin.
One glance. One swirl of glitter. One name on a cup you didn’t ask for.
And suddenly, you’re tipping more than you meant to.
Coming back sooner than you planned.

 

Why?

 

Maybe we put something in your drink.
Maybe we didn’t.
Maybe it’s just how she said your name.

 

Or how she didn’t.

After all... who knows how you’ll act after a Laced Coffee?

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© 2025 Laced Coffee. All obsessions reserved.
This isn’t coffee. It’s a craving.

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