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LACED TIP MENU

We don’t flirt for free.

We don’t perform on demand.

And we certainly don’t serve fantasy to men who don’t pay for the privilege.

 
You tip because when she leans forward, or adjusts her strap, or says your name with a smirk—
You want to pretend it was for you.
5 / The Acknowledgement

A glance. Maybe.
You’ve knocked on the door. She might look up — or she might not.

10 / The Glance

Eye contact that lingers just long enough to be remembered.
Or she could blink and miss you completely.

20 / The Shift

She might lean a little deeper. Fix her top. Turn slower than necessary.
Or she might serve you like it’s your first time. Again.

50 / The Tension

Her strap adjusts. A hip leans. She bends to grab something with a little extra control.
Or maybe she’s just working. And you happened to watch.

75 / The Connection

She might say your name. Or whisper something into her drink before sliding it over.
You’ll wonder if she said it for you. Or just to make you wonder.

100 / The Performance

She stretches. Slowly. Reaches for something above.
The scene is silent. Controlled. Intentional.
Was it for you?
She won’t tell you. And you’ll tip again just to chase the moment.

500 / The Legacy

She might. She might not. But now she remembers you.
You tipped for tension — not permission.
The Marked Card doesn’t guarantee anything.
It just makes every glance feel more personal… and every silence feel louder.

The Marked Card is handed only once — after a $500 tip.
It doesn’t expire.
It grants you ten visits where the energy may shift — a stare, a word, a subtle performance.
She decides.
You just hold the card… and hope she notices.

THE 13 DEADLY SINS

You’re here because you crave more than just coffee.

You want attention, atmosphere, and something just out of reach.

The rules aren’t here to ruin the fantasy. They exist to protect it.

I. Entitlement

You're not owed attention. You're here for a drink. That’s all.

III. PHOTOS

You don’t record us. You don’t photograph us. You don’t even try — unless we say you can.

V. TIPPING

You tip because it’s expected. Not because you want something back.

VII. Loitering

You ordered. You got your drink. Go.

IX. OUTFIT CONFUSION

You don’t get to comment on what she’s wearing. It’s a uniform. Not an invitation.

XI. STARING

Look like you’ve seen a woman before. If your gaze makes her shift, you’ve already failed.

XIII. Disrespect

There is no warning. There are no second chances. You’re banned — permanently — and silently.

II. Touch

You don’t reach across the counter. You don’t lean. You keep your hands to yourself. Always.

IV. STALLING

Order fast. Pay fast. Don’t linger. This isn’t your stage.

VI. NAMES

You don’t get to pick what she calls you. Ask with respect — or take the blank lid.

VIII. Oversharing

We don’t care about your stripper ex or your sad-boy saga. Keep it to yourself.

X. VOICE CONTROL

You don’t raise your voice. You don’t whisper weird shit. 

XII. KILLING THE VIBE

Bad energy ruins the experience for everyone. If you can’t match the mood, you don’t belong in the ritual.

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This isn’t coffee. It’s a craving.

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